Zul'Banunu, part 1

Introduction

First of all, I have to say this will probably make no sense whatsoever, and will be completely random to the average human being (especially if you've no idea what the Hell the Zandalari is). It all started many years ago when a young boy couldn't pronounce "banana" correctly. He instead called them "banunus", and his nickname "Nunu" (rightfully so) was born. After a little thought of him being humiliated and sharing his wrath with the world, I decided to make a minor story about this.

Prologue

Zul'Banunu, somewhere in Kalimdor....

"Dis is obsurd!" Barked Vol'jin's messenger. He was stood in front of the sacred pit of fires, and his eyes glimmered with fear and anger. The Troll in front of him was not happy. Zan'unu was not pleased by the messenger's tongue, and decided he was not welcome in his home.
"Obsurd?" Asked Zan'unu, turning around slowly, unsheathing his sword - a curved blade with peels around the hilt, like that of a banana. "DIS! BE! ZUL'BANUNU!" Zan'unu bellowed, and kicked the messenger into the pit of fire with his three toed foot. He sliced his way through the messenger's bodyguards, and those who surrendered joined forces with him.
"Zul'Banunu.... goes.... TO WAR!"


And so the war with Zan'unu begun. Vol'jin, leader of the Darkspear Tribe and the Horde's Trolls had no choice but to fight for his place. Zan'unu could not spread his tropical tyranny around the world, nor could he let his divine brews and gifts of the jungles sway Garrosh for a place in his beloved Horde. It was then, Vol'jin had decided to call for Azeroth's greatest fighters and healers, to conquer....

THE ZUL'BANUNU MENACE!

High Priest Banuxis

Once a respectable brewmaster, now a slave to his own creations, Banuxis joined Zan'unu in an attempt to gain access to the sweetest fruits in the Zan'Banunu jungles. His fruit-bat servants reign supreme in his area, and swoop down on intruders before they encounter him.

• Banana Trail: Banuxis will ride his land-banana boat, scraping its pastes around the arena. Should players stand in this, they will suffer approximately 16,000 Nature damage for every second they remain in its venicity.
• Bananamana: Banuxis will use an elasticated banana to stick to two players. If they do not run away from each other fast enough, the banana will not snap, but instead make them collide and deal 40,000 Physical damage. If they split, however, the banana will burst, dealing 10,000 Nature damage to all players, and 100,000 to Banuxis. The damage done to Banuxis will increase if his banana shield is interrupted.
• Banana Bat: Banuxis will climb to his shrine and transform into a giant fruit bat, dealing Shadow, Physical and Nature damage to players who are within a 5 yard radius of him. When Banana Blood reaches five stacks on players, they must move immediately otherwise they will be killed instantly.