NOTE: THIS IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. AN ARTICLE SIMILAR TO THIS WAS FOUND ON UBERCHARGED.NET, AND MANY READERS DID NOT REALIZE IT WAS MERELY A JOKE!
We all know who Spyro is, right? He's every gamer's favourite purple dragon, as he's appeared in over ten games and his own movie was announced later last year (however it is now cancelled). But who is this character aimed at? All ages, sometimes for kids for the friendly dialogue and characters, and sometimes for adults who can complete the puzzles ahead. But parents of younger gamers say that "Spyro 2 is a Satanist, terrorism sex simulator", claiming that their kin's minds are being addled by this franchise.
INFERNO
One of the many circles mentioned in Dante's Inferno was "Avarice" (better known as "Greed") - Spyro must collect many gems in order to pass through certain areas, by bribing a wealthy gluttonous bear by the name of Moneybags. In the game there are 10,000 gems total, and Moneybags only asks for small amounts. He claims around 3,000 then gives a full refund after "defeating" the final boss.
SMALL
Spryo must defeat several "bosses" to complete the game. However, this leads children to believe it is perfectly normal to beat disfigured and differently-looking people. These bosses are known as "Crush", "Gulp" and "Ripto", each have physical prowess and mental difficulties. Plus, animal cruelty is mentioned in game. Players must defeat bats, lizards, birds, rams and various other animals to earn the level completion.
GENOCIDE
Sacrifice is also seen in this game, as Spryo must give a large amount of lives to the false god of his choice. His idols are two triangles apart, able to fit two dragons of Spyro's size in between. Upon bringing these souls to the triangles, Spyro can then walk through the gap and gain a "power" of his choice. These involve Super-flame, Super-flight, Super-freeze and Super-jump. Parents say this may let children think that animal sacrifice is the way to gain superhuman powers. In the first game - Spyro the Dragon - the credits at the end say "No sheep were harmed during the making of this game. Some Gnorcs, but no sheep". Insomniac even state how victorious they have been in their genocidal campaign!
PORNOGRAPHY
Even in a game which is deemed to be "suitable for gamers of all ages", this game has also been dubbed a "sex simulator". Characters such as Hunter, Bianca, Shiela and Elora have been called "Furries" by adult audiences. Insomniac says, "what fans say about these characters is their own fiction. We never intended that these characters be presented in any sexual way". Yet nearly 60% of the Spyro "community" claim that they have a crush on characters such as Bianca and Elora. One image was discovered on a Spyro forum recently,
Aww, isn't that so cute--, I mean, err, sickening, isn't it?!
The game lures fans into searching the internet for beastiality pornography and interspecies prostitution images. Such content should not even be allowed for adults, yet there are children also who are looking for this content.
Nudity is also a major problem: Hunter and Spyro are the only main characters who don't wear clothes at all, yet the Professor, Moneybags and Ripto do. However, these are trained animals beaten and humilated, then forced to wear clothes of such nature, for human enjoyment. Elora barely wears anything other than a fig leaf to cover her chest, and even the fur should cover her genitalia. Her raised tail shows that she is sexually excited, and promotes sodomy.
CONCLUSION
Never in all my days as a gaming journalist have I seen such evil in a video game! The content of this game is foul, and is only appealing to those who are too innocent to understand, or those who are guilty enough to do so. Sierra (creators of the perverse video game franchise, Leisure Suit Larry) now own the video game franchise, and are throwing even more adult-themed content at it than you can shake a stick at. This is truly disgraceful, but only the beginning of the depravity going on in video games.
What the hell?
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